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愚人节英文短信笑语 |
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one girl went to the preacher and confessed her sin.
有个女孩向神父告解她所犯的罪………
girl: father, i have sinned.
女孩：神父，我有罪
preacher: what did you do, little girl?
神父：孩子，你犯了什麽罪呢？
girl: yesterday, i called a man a “son of a bitch.“
女孩：昨天，我骂了某个男人一句 「你这个狗娘养的 」
preacher: why? what did he do to you?
神父：为什麽？他对你做了什麽吗？
girl: he touched my breast.
女孩：他……他摸我的胸部
preacher: you mean like this? (the guy did it.)
神父：你是说像这样子吗？（神父伸手摸女孩的胸部）
girl: (a little shy from the touch) yes.
女孩：（因为神父的举动而有一些害羞）嗯……是的
preacher: that“s no reason to call him that.
神父：只是这样子的话你没有理由骂他啊
girl: but he also took off my cloth.
女孩：但是……他又把我的衣服脱掉……
preacher: you mean like this? (he did it again.)
神父：你是说像这样子吗？（神父动手脱掉女孩的衣服）
girl: yes, that“s what he did.
女孩：是的，是这样子没错
preacher: that“s still no reason to call him that.
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