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Children in backseats cause accidents. Accidents in backseats cause children.
Every man should marry. After all, happiness is not the only thing in life.
God made relatives; Thank God we can choose our friends.
Love is like film. It needs darkness to develop.
Love thy neighbor. But don't get caught.
Money is not everything. There's Mastercard & Visa.
Never put off until tomorrow what you can put off today.
One should love animals. They are so tasty.
Save water. Shower with your girlfriend.
The more you learn, the more you know, The more you know, the more you forget. The more you forget, the less you know. So why bother to learn?
The wise never marry, And when they marry they become otherwise.
There should be a better way to start a day than waking up every morning.
When two's company, three's the result!
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